El Mala-ncholy: Köln Postmatch Wrap

Bremen see their home win streak snapped in added time and enter Nordderby Week with a 1-1 draw against 1. FC Köln. 

Christian reveals how he made it back alive and whether Mexico has anything as Bundesliga friendly as a Colombian Hooters, while Jim gets back to his tale of making friends in the airport and why a corkscrew dildo was a crucial component. 

Most importantly, they preview the Nordderby and Christian lays out a bunch of great reasons to hate HSV. A couple quick would-you-rathers are tossed about, including one with a belt sander, and the gents get serious for just a moment to remember the darkest day in Nordderby history.

Enough Quatsch to overtop the Osterdeich at low tide on this week's edition of the River Island Wrap.